Awe

Wyatt: Pap Pap, your hair. How come it’s only on the back of your head and not the top or front?

Starting the tally of hash marks for kids’ inappropriate questions to their granddad during his stay.

Shock

H, with a suppressed grin: Mommy, I have a boyfriend at camp.
Me, playing it cool: What is his name?
H: I don’t know.
Me: How do you know he is your boyfriend?
H: He asked me. I’m going to marry him.
Me: How old is he? What does he look like?
H: He’s four like me and had on a Darth Vader shirt.

She tells Michael the same thing and he immediately interrupts with a loud “WHAT?!” She shuts down. Daddy just learned an important lesson.