H: “Momma, when I am 16, I’m allowed to say ‘What the heck!'”

(except for when she slips up now)

“Wyatt, I signed you up for flag football.”
“Yay! You did?”
“Yeah!”
“Mommy, what do you do in football?”

School ‪#‎familyproject‬ of the month. ‪#‎scarecrowkid‬ ‪#‎exhausting‬ ‪#‎hopeitgetseasier‬ ‪#‎worthit‬

 

NOT Wyatt’s school ‪#‎familyproject‬ of the month. ‪#‎cantleaveoneout‬ ‪#‎scarecrowkid‬ ‪#‎exhausting‬ ‪#‎hopeitgetseasier‬ ‪#‎worthit‬

 

Heidi’s, not Wyatt’s, school ‪#‎familyproject‬ of the month. ‪#‎scarecrowkid‬ ‪#‎cantleaveoneout‬ ‪#‎exhausting‬ ‪#‎hopeitgetseasier‬ ‪#‎worthit‬

 

 

First thing 4 y/o Wyatt says to me when I get home from work? Mom, do you know what echolocation is? ‪#‎alittleheavy‬ for 5:30 on a Friday. ‪#‎mamaistired‬‪#‎futurenaturalist‬

H, trying to wipe a tattoo off her arm this morning, “I’m not allowed to wear tattoos to school.”
Me, “You’re not?”
H, “Nope, but I’m doing it anyway.”

Oh goodness. Here we go.

Definitely my child. Don’t think I’ll get any arguments there.