Shock

H, with a suppressed grin: Mommy, I have a boyfriend at camp.
Me, playing it cool: What is his name?
H: I don’t know.
Me: How do you know he is your boyfriend?
H: He asked me. I’m going to marry him.
Me: How old is he? What does he look like?
H: He’s four like me and had on a Darth Vader shirt.

She tells Michael the same thing and he immediately interrupts with a loud “WHAT?!” She shuts down. Daddy just learned an important lesson.

Having my gall bladder out this morning was a hell of a kickoff to our 14 year anniversary. We’ll definitely need a do-over. One where I wear a prettier outfit and some makeup. Thanks for being my rock, Mikey. You’re doing an awesome job.

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We walk in the house from MUSC and Wyatt runs to his “office” and grabs his doctor kit. W: Mommy, I am going to make you all better.
H: Mommy you need a shot! It’s going to hurt.
W: You know I’m not really a doctor.

 

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