Moi?!
So, Mike has been out of town for a few days. As such, the kids were very excited when he got home tonight around 7:00 and both of them wanted him to put them “night-night.” Of course, he can only put one down at a time so when he got Wyatt down he joined Heidi and me in her big girl bed for the tail end of the story I was reading. Heidi had to scoot over to make room for all of us in her daybed and I heard a little squeak as she did. “Heidi was that you? Did you toot toot?” I said. She replied, “Yes, my hiney maked that sound.” In the next breath, as she took my face in her hands, she said very seriously, “Mommy, that was Daddy. He toot toot. Not me. It WAS Daddy.”
Fast learner! Everyone knows ladies do not “toot toot”, or whatever YOU call it. 😉
(And you for sure never call a lady out on it!)






















































